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Download and read online The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1 in PDF and EPUB A brand-new series from #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries author Rachel Renee Russell! Introducing Max Crumbly! Max Crumbly is about to face the scariest place he’s ever been: South Ridge Middle School. There’s a lot that’s great about his new school, but there’s also one big problem—Doug, the school bully whose hobby is stuffing Max in his locker. If only Max could be like the hero in his favorite comics. Unfortunately, Max’s uncanny, almost superhuman ability to smell pizza from a block away won’t exactly save any lives or foil bad guys. But that doesn’t mean Max won’t do his best to be the hero his school needs!
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Download and read online Danny Dingle s Fantastic Finds in PDF and EPUB Meet Danny Dingle, aka Experimental Face (ha ha) - super-secret spy and future assistant to the greatest super hero ever, Metal Face! Danny and Percy know they have to pull out all the stops to beat Danny's arch enemy, Gareth Trumpshaw, who's an evil genius, with an evil genius dad. Can Dad's special brew of super-fizzy cola save the day? Or will it be down to Superdog to come to the rescue yet again.
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Download and read online All About Sam in PDF and EPUB Sam Krupnik finally gets to tell his version of life with his big sister, Lowry's popular Anastasia Krupnik.
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