Unicorns Are Jerks

Filename: unicorns-are-jerks.pdf
ISBN: 1492647209
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Number of pages: 48
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks

Download and read online Unicorns Are Jerks in PDF and EPUB Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!


Unicorns Are Jerks

Filename: unicorns-are-jerks.pdf
ISBN: 1477468528
Release Date: 2012-08-29
Number of pages: 40
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub

Download and read online Unicorns Are Jerks in PDF and EPUB Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.


Unicorn Being a Jerk

Filename: unicorn-being-a-jerk.pdf
ISBN: 9780062070210
Release Date: 2011-11-08
Number of pages: 120
Author: C. W. Moss
Publisher: Harper Collins

Download and read online Unicorn Being a Jerk in PDF and EPUB A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.


Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Filename: unicorns-are-jerks-coloring-and-activity-book.pdf
ISBN: 1492647594
Release Date: 2017-03-01
Number of pages: 96
Author:
Publisher: Sourcebooks

Download and read online Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book in PDF and EPUB Unicorns are back and even bigger jerks than ever The coloring book that exposed the cold, hard, sparkly truth is back, this time with more shocking truths about unicorns. With twenty-seven new coloring and activity pages, Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book is your ultimate guide to the wily ways of our single-horned friends.


Unicorns Are Jerks Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems

Filename: unicorns-are-jerks-also-featuring-dinosaurs-with-jobs-and-mer-world-problems.pdf
ISBN: 1492648035
Release Date: 2016-10-01
Number of pages: 126
Author: Theo Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks

Download and read online Unicorns Are Jerks Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems in PDF and EPUB All your favorite fantastical creatures, together at last! Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties.


Raising Unicorns

Filename: raising-unicorns.pdf
ISBN: 9781440525902
Release Date: 2011-08-18
Number of pages: 160
Author: Jessica S. Marquis
Publisher: Adams Media

Download and read online Raising Unicorns in PDF and EPUB "Includes the rainbow-filled principles for unicornomics!"


Why Unicorn Drinks

Filename: why-unicorn-drinks.pdf
ISBN: 9780062227140
Release Date: 2013-02-12
Number of pages: 144
Author: C. W. Moss
Publisher: Harper Collins

Download and read online Why Unicorn Drinks in PDF and EPUB Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the psyche of the single-horned in his book, Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of nearly 65 four-color illustrations and captions portrays the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You’ll never look at a unicorn the same way again.


Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

Filename: gangsta-rap-coloring-book.pdf
ISBN: 0867196041
Release Date: 2004
Number of pages: 50
Author: Aye Jay Morano
Publisher: Last Gasp

Download and read online Gangsta Rap Coloring Book in PDF and EPUB The title of the book says it all. 48 pages of line-drawings of 'Gangsta' rappers, done with the black line we all remember from the colouring books of our youth. The juxtaposition of the outlaw image of the rappers with the childlike innocence of a colouring book makes for an instant laugh. In a smaller self-published edition, the book was an immediate hit with the few people who were able to see it. Now expanded from 20 to 48 pages, the book includes all of the top rappers and their underground peers.


Box Set Children s Books Horse Picture Book Horse Facts Unicorns Are Jerks

Filename: box-set-children-s-books-horse-picture-book-horse-facts-unicorns-are-jerks.pdf
ISBN: 9781680328776
Release Date: 2014-08-09
Number of pages: 147
Author: Kate Cruise
Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC

Download and read online Box Set Children s Books Horse Picture Book Horse Facts Unicorns Are Jerks in PDF and EPUB This 3 In 1 Box Set Compilation includes Kate Cruise's & Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting horse fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss style unicorn jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious unicorn rhyming verses for kids. The compilation includes: Book 1: Horse Discovery Book Book 2: Humor Unicorns: Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Book 1: Does your child love beautiful horses? Inside the horse discovery book your child will learn about things like: * Evolution Of Horses Until Today * Home Of Horses * Senses Of Horses * Cute Horse Babies * Beautiful Golden Horses * Most Rare Horse Breeds In The World * Horses Relation With Donkeys * Horses & Humans * The Most Amazing, Curious & Intriguing Facts About Horses and other surprises that you did not know about horses... This book will take your child through a journey of fun facts, amazing discoveries, curious and intriguing stories about horses, and beautiful & amazing pictures of horses. You will find some interesting revelations and secrets you probably never heard about horses. Some myths and truths, and other curious stuff about horses that children just find cool and groovy to know are also included. Did you know that no two horses are identical! Inside you will find out the most amazing stuff about horses that there is to know about! Stimulation of thought and contemplation via discovery books like these increases intelligence and the brain power of your child. On the other hand, TV kills the brain cells of your child. Parents & home-schoolers alike are reporting unprecedented results from using these types of discovery books as learning materials & educators are reporting great results even with children who usually hate reading books & have learning blocks. This book is suitable for children ages 5+ Book 2: Inside you'll find unicorn jerk dog moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads ...


Dinosaurs with Jobs

Filename: dinosaurs-with-jobs.pdf
ISBN: 1492647217
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Number of pages: 48
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher: Sourcebooks

Download and read online Dinosaurs with Jobs in PDF and EPUB Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!


101 Ways to Use a Unicorn

Filename: 101-ways-to-use-a-unicorn.pdf
ISBN: 0789329107
Release Date: 2015-03-03
Number of pages: 96
Author: Robb Pearlman
Publisher: Universe Pub

Download and read online 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn in PDF and EPUB Fans of the magical unicorn are legion, and the unicorn's appearance in pop culture shows no signs of waning. This book presents light-hearted, slightly twisted, and always funny practical uses for a unicorn. Everyone loves unicorns--what's not to love. They're beautiful, magical creatures. Author Robb Pearlman and illustrator Dave Urban join twistedly hilarious forces once again to create 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn, their follow-up to 101 Ways to Kill a Zombie. This latest book is a manual of sorts, detailing creative ways to employ the neighbourhood unicorn in everyday life. The methods range from the practical to pop cultural to slightly dark--but all are laugh-out-loud funny: Hunger Games (the unicorn is an arrow being shot out of a longbow by a teenage girl); Bookmark (the unicorn's horn is between the pages of a closed book on a nightstand); Clothesline (a clothesline is strung between the side of a house and the unicorn horn, as a housewife hangs clothes); Award Ceremony Seat Filler (the unicorn is in a tuxedo, seated between Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep); and Jedi (the unicorn's horn is lit up like a light saber in a fight with Darth Vader). Equal parts satire and tribute to this beloved mythical animal, 101 Ways to Use a Unicorn is sure to tickle unicorn fans young and old.


Indie Rock Coloring Book

Filename: indie-rock-coloring-book.pdf
ISBN: 0811870944
Release Date: 2009-08-12
Number of pages: 32
Author: Yellow Bird Project
Publisher: Chronicle Books

Download and read online Indie Rock Coloring Book in PDF and EPUB The Montreal-based nonprofit Yellow Bird Project has worked with an amazing range of indie rock musicians over the years to create unique T-shirt designs that benefit an array of charities. This first ever indie rock coloring book is a fitting tribute to the DIY spirit of the bands, featuring witty, hand-illustrated activity pages from artist Andy J. Miller. Music fans can keep themselves out of trouble for hours with mazes, connect-the-dot games, and coloring pages for the Shins, Devendra Banhart, Rilo Kiley, the National, and more than 20 artists. With all royalties going to charity, The Indie Rock Coloring Book is sure to warm even the coolest of hipster hearts.


Drunk Foul Mouth Jerk Unicorns

Filename: drunk-foul-mouth-jerk-unicorns.pdf
ISBN: 153980979X
Release Date: 2016-10-29
Number of pages: 66
Author: Inappropriate Coloring Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Download and read online Drunk Foul Mouth Jerk Unicorns in PDF and EPUB Drunk Foul-Mouth Jerk Unicorns A Weird & Inappropriate Coloring Book for Adults


Mer World Problems

Filename: mer-world-problems.pdf
ISBN: 1492647225
Release Date: 2016-06-01
Number of pages: 48
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher:

Download and read online Mer World Problems in PDF and EPUB Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!


The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

Filename: the-big-fat-activity-book-for-pregnant-people.pdf
ISBN: 9781409173915
Release Date: 2017-04-27
Number of pages: 176
Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Hachette UK

Download and read online The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People in PDF and EPUB THE PERFECT GIFT FOR MUMS-TO-BE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR. Part diary, part colouring book, and part brutally honest (and hysterically funny) collection of advice, this is for the new mother who wants to chill out, laugh her face off, and realise with every page that she is not alone. Two stars of the lifestyle and parenting blogosphere invoke the mindless fun and nostalgic appeal of an old-school activity book in this irreverent, laugh-out-loud twist on the traditional baby journal, with illustrated activities, lists, essays, and musings on what pregnancy is really like. - Wordsearches: Nope, Sorry (All the Stuff You're Not Allowed to Have Anymore); Bad Baby Names - Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up - Lists: How to Baby Shop Without Crying - Advice: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mum Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don t Have to Listen - Quizzes: Stop: Labour Time!